You Might Be a Redneck…

…if you’ve ever done something like this.

Especially right in your own backyard.

Or in your underwear.

Or, worse, in your Pull-Ups.

I’m talking about Lucy, not the Tool Man, of course.

Now, for the fun part.

Splash!

This really is too funny. He’s so gonna hate me for this picture one day.

Easter in Pictures

Hope y’all had a wonderful Easter holiday last Sunday. We sure did. It was a full day for us - Easter Bunny gifts, worship service at church, lunch with the Tool Man’s family, and supper at my parents’ house. Whew! It was just about as busy as Christmas! I took tons of pictures. This may be my longest post ever, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the show!

Aren’t we gorgeous? It seems that Easter is the only time that we take the time for a family photo.

The Easter Bunny brought Ty a Nano Bug, Cupbonk, Play-Dough, and a chocolate bunny.

Lucy got some doll clothes, Play-Dough, a sticker book, and a Zhu-Zhu Pet. I love the way she sat in Ty’s lap and let him help her open her gifts.

She has really enjoyed the Play-Dough. It keeps her entertained for hours. She’s learned how to make balls and “pancakes” and she loves to show them off.

Lunch at Pappaw’s and Grammie’s house

Getting down to business – after finding the first egg, Lucy sat down to eat some candy!

A man on a mission. Ty looks so serious here and grown up. He was getting a little frustrated, because he kept getting told that the eggs he was finding were the “easy” ones intended for the babies to find. He didn’t want to actually have to hunt for his eggs.

Gum! Lucy is always trying to sneak a piece of gum. Unfortunately, she swallows it, so I can’t let her chew it just yet.

Both sets of grandparents have a nest of baby bluebirds at their houses. Lucy loves to peep at the babies. She’s always talking about the “bay-bee-buds” and their toes. I need to video her talking about them, because she is so darn cute when she says that.

Now at Papa and Sandy’s house

Both my children are oblivious…

Sandy had hidden some money in the eggs. Here’s Lucy showing me the change she found.

And here’s Ty after just dropping both of his quarters through the cracks in the deck.

This ain’t no Easter bunny! Enough with the snakes already!

As if candy and money weren’t enough, the monkeys got gifts too! Who are you people, and what did you do with my parents?

Egg hunting is hard work. Time for a dip in the pool.

That’s all folks!

Surprise!

Whenever I open the egg boxes these days I’m always greeted with a handful of the most gorgeous, colorful eggs. Teal and pink and sage and taupe. I love the beautiful eggs that my Easter Egger hens are known for.

Easter Sunday, the Tool Man and Ty headed out to gather eggs and found something they weren’t bargaining for.

This.

A chicken snake, six feet long! The Tool Man, the strong, masculine thing that he is, took off squealing like a pig.

Once he collected himself (and changed his britches) he “eradicated” the problem.

The snake had gotten a couple of eggs, but he also got one of the golf balls we had in the boxes. We had actually placed the golf balls there just for this purpose. In case he’d have gotten away without us finding him, he wouldn’t have made it long with a golf ball in his belly.

Here, Ty is gracious enough to show us exactly how far the golf ball had made it through the snake’s body.

Don’t worry. This snake was completely dead. You can tell by the way his head is hanging by a thread there.

Needless to say I didn’t check for eggs Monday.

P.S. We got our golf ball back.

Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig

O.K. Here it is. The last chapter in The Tale of Two Cruisers.

Back in New Orleans.

Carnival has two different ways to kick you off the boat.

1. Self-assist. You carry your own luggage off. They’ll call you by decks to leave the ship starting at 7:00 in the morning.

2. Traditional. You leave your luggage outside your room the night before. They’ll unload it and have it waiting for you on land when you leave the ship the next morning.

We prefer the self-assist method. So much faster and easier – that is, if you can tote all your luggage yourself. Which we could because we planned for this.

So we were up early, ready to leave and had time for one last meal on board. We went light this morning, because we were planning to visit Café Dumonde for beignets before leaving the city.

Of course we took our breakfast out on our balcony while watching Ol’ Man River run by.

For the Tool Man this was a bitter sweet moment, as you can plainly see by the look on his face.

Don’t you worry. I’m completely dressed here. I was just freezing cold. Hey, after a week in the Caribbean, 60 degrees and breezy was cold to me.

The End.

Cruise–Day 5

Our last day on the ship was a sea day.  One last chance to soak up the sun and catch some R & R.

And eat.

So how was the food on board?

In a word…Plentiful!

But seriously.  It was great.

Let’s start with breakfast.  Sweet, fresh fruit.  Pancakes, waffles, toast, muffins, etc. (Although, I don’t recall seeing any biscuits.)  Eggs cooked every which-a-way.  Bacon, ham, and assorted sausages prepared all fancy-like with peppers and onions.  Potatoes, cooked differently every morning.  And last but not least, a glorious assortment of pastries.  Oh, I almost forgot.  Omelets.  Our favorite!

The lunch buffet had a different theme each day.  Italian, American, Caribbean, Cajun, Mexican.  Yummy!

Of course if that didn’t suit your fancy you could always stop by the grill for a burger or hot dog.  Or grab a sandwich at the New York style deli.  Or you could order Chinese food at the Asian counter. Or you could grab a slice of pizza at the 24 hour pizzeria.  Not to mention the 24 hour self-serve, soft-serve ice cream and yogurt.  You get the picture.  Food everywhere, all the time.

Dinner time.  I told you earlier that the Tool Man and I absolutely love going to the dining room for dinner.  Why?  Because the service is phenomenal, the food is terrific, and the entertainment is a blast.  Wanna know what we had for dinner this week?  Sweet & Sour Shrimp, Prime Rib (the BEST!!!), BBQ Ribs, Rosemary Chicken, Veal Parmesan, Chateaubriand, and Filet Mignon just to name a few entrees.  I’m amazed that they didn’t have to wheel us off the ship on furniture dollies!

There are two dining rooms on the Triumph.  We were seated in the Paris Dining Room at the late seating – 8:15.

Here are our waiters dancing during “show time.”

And here are our table and our dinner partners.  They were a really nice couple from Baton Rouge.

The piece de resistance…

DESSERT!!!!!

On a ship long, long ago (10 years, in fact) I once ate a grand total of 7 desserts in one day!

And I loved every single bite.

Don’t judge me.

Here’s the Tool Man with the best dessert of the week.  Warm Chocolate Melting Cake – a ramekin filled with rich, molten chocolate served with a side of vanilla ice cream.  Mmmmmm.

If you ever go on a seven-day Carnival cruise you simply must, must, must get their chocolate bread pudding.  Oh, Mama Mia!  The most wonderful taste you’ll ever put in your face!  But alas, they didn’t offer it on the five-day cruise…

Of course we had to have cappuccino after dinner every night to help wash down those desserts.

Yes, you have to drink cappuccino just like this with your little pinkie sticking out.

One last walk around the ship for some photos.

This picture was taken up on the deck with the walking track.  Believe or not, the Tool Man and I walked 2 miles every day.

Up one more deck to the iconic Carnival funnel.  I’m the little speck there in front.

The putt-putt golf course.  I won’t say who won our game.  This course was one of those things that made me wish Ty had been with us.  He loves some putt-putt.

The Tool Man found it extremely hilarious that I had some trouble finding my way around the ship.  I wasn’t that mixed up. I knew where things were, but I just kept getting the front and the back confused.  Of course if your front and your back are mixed up, then your left and your right are mixed up.  And that means you’re pretty much completely mixed up.

The view from the top.  Rocking boats and waves don’t have any effect on me, but this – looking over the rail from 8 floors up – I get dizzy just thinking about it.  You see that tiny black spot on the floor there.  That’s a grand piano for crying out loud!

My last boyfriend – Dumbo.

I hope you’ve enjoyed my little cruise documentary, and that it hasn’t been terribly boring to you.  I can’t help but worry that it’s kind of like having to watch someone else’s home videos.  They get a kick out of showing them to you, but you can’t wait until it’s over.

Well, it ain’t over just yet.  I’ve got a few more pictures to show you tomorrow.  Then I’ll be done with the cruise and back to other things – like monkeys.