A Tale of Two Turkeys

Our household is sick again. And there is no cure for it this time...Turkey Fever! Now that we have all the deer meat we could possibly eat in one year, the Tool Man is looking forward to the next hunting season. We've been watching turkey videos, practicing turkey calls, reading turkey magazines, playing with turkey hunter action figures, and making turkey purchases. Like this first-class, top-of-the-line, hi-tech, pop-up, ground blind. And of course we have to make sure that it works just right, so let's just practice "popping" it up right in the middle of the living room, why don't we? It's huge! Which just thrills the hunters in the family. Get a load of these two turkeys fooling around in their new playhouse. Hunting...from what I've seen, getting ready for the season accounts for at least 75% of the fun.